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“Girl on a boat” on Instagram is basically a young, decent-looking woman—could be a student, could just be naturally attractive—posting pics on a yacht or whatever with some unseen rich guy. Sometimes he’s older, sometimes he’s just loaded and dull. But definitely loaded as he owns a boat.
Girl on the boat says ‘Look at me, living the fancy life, floating around with someone else’s money.’ 'I am on a boat and you are not.'
by lohgfd October 26, 2025
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