pocket solitaire

n. a euphemism for masturbating, especially when done discreetly in public

Derived from the use of a small electronic handheld version of Solitaire, originally a single-player card game. Similarly, the person is performing a solo act of masturbation with his pocket rocket.

A man is sitting on a bench in a fitness room, staring at the ladies in tight shorts running on the treadmills.

One of the ladies is creeped out and tells a staff member:

"This man is playing pocket solitaire, and he's about to win!"

by idontdodrugsucreep February 10, 2012

Pocket Trapped

Those who are loathe to explore their pockets for change for the next round lest they have been booby trapped by the Viet Cong.

"Here! Shuggy! It's your shout or are you Pocket Trapped or what?"

by doorstopnazuums December 3, 2011

Pocket Tennis

When a large-limbed man wears swetpants or shors without underwear, his penis being wacked/slapped from left to right by his legs when walking, or by both hands in his pockets

I had a half-boner earlyer. I tought i might sign up for the pocket tennis league

by Mwtr123 December 23, 2022

fish pocketing

To say that someone looks like a celebrity, even though they don’t.

Girl1: "That guy looks like an incognito Steve Carell."

Girl2: "No he doesn't. Stop fish pocketing!"

by LoviePie March 3, 2020

Pocket Bible

North Carolina slang for penis, often used by politicians.

"Oh Stephen, I feel passion and desire and would like to feel you pocket bible in my hands"

by johnnyjr May 1, 2022

Pocket Hockey

Scratching your nuts through your pockets, so as to discreetly relieve your itch during an event in which it would not be proper to do so.

My wife's mother just died and the rented tux was too tight. It had my playing pocket hockey all through the funeral.

by Ace. August 9, 2012

Pocket Racist

Someone who is not a true racist, and has no real racist intent, but constantly indulges in racist jokes or ideals.

"Hey man why does Kaden say the n word so much, is he a racist?"
"No he's not really racist, it's not like he wants to lynch anyone, he just says it for kicks. He's a pocket racist."

by куруо September 27, 2018