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Jack Webb 

A factual telling of a situation or story.

(For the benefit of you young folks, Jack Webb was the main character on the old DRAGNET television series. His most spoken line was, "The FACTS, m'am. Just the FACTS.")
When Cookie limped into Doctor Bob's office with a cast on her foot, he said, "what happened to your foot?" Cookie replied, 'It was sort of cold yesterday so I wore my black wool coat and a little green hat that matched the stripe on the coat to take out Mitzi for her morning pee-pee, she wasn't feeling too well because she got her rabies shot yesterday, and...."

Doctor Bob interrupted her, "I want the {Jack Webb}!"

Cookie replied, "Oh, I fell down the stairs ..."
Jack Webb by Mensa Cookie December 20, 2010

jack off olympics 

Sorry I couldn't come to your party. I was too busy at the jack off olympics.
jack off olympics by donb2 April 22, 2012

Jack Sparrow 

There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.
(after being addressed as "Jack Sparrow" by a British noble)
Jack Sparrow: There should be a "captain" in there somewhere.
Jack Sparrow by iqwb June 20, 2013

jack o' rag 

A sock that has so much dried semen in it that it has the potential to be sharpened into a shank.
Wyatt, Adam is planning to jump you in the prison yard tomorrow
Thats okay, I have enough time to make a jack o' rag
jack o' rag by obedient_muffin January 14, 2014

Jack-Click 

Similar to a double-click, a Jack-click is the act of clicking any item on a computer, such as an icon or link, 3 or more times. This is usually done out of impatience for something to load, but can also be used in a useful way.
Q: Why is my excel loading incorrectly and freezing?

A: It appears that you jack-clicked it.

Q: How can I easily highlight the entire Web address?

A: Jack-click it.
Jack-Click by coaldirtmilitia August 27, 2014

Jack Flapping

The action in which guys shake the excess urine off of their penis after urinating.
I hope you did not forget to do your Jack Flapping

(this was Made by Jarryd Hardam)
Jack Flapping by Somnili June 30, 2016