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Jack-Click 

Similar to a double-click, a Jack-click is the act of clicking any item on a computer, such as an icon or link, 3 or more times. This is usually done out of impatience for something to load, but can also be used in a useful way.
Q: Why is my excel loading incorrectly and freezing?

A: It appears that you jack-clicked it.

Q: How can I easily highlight the entire Web address?

A: Jack-click it.
Jack-Click by coaldirtmilitia August 27, 2014
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Click Clack the Jick Jack 

An appropriate alias name for any girl or woman named “Tiffany.”
Click Clack the Jick Jack is down in Florida.

Jack Chick 

Sort of like Jerry Falwell, but Jack Chick writes comics. Common themes include Catholics, Muslims, and anyone who isn't Jack Chick going to hell. God is a reoccuring character in his comics, depicted as a giant guy with no face who sends people to hell nonstop.

Jack Chick Is anti-catholic, halloween, rock 'n roll, D and D, Muslim, Jew, evolution, and apparently satan. Canada is anti-Jack Chick.

Jack Chick's form of Christianity consists of not going to church, not doing good works, telling people they're going to hell, and believing in Jesus really, really hard.
Ben: Hey, you wanna go worship satan in Canada while listening to Rock 'n Roll on Halloween while playing D and D and practicing the Jewish faith?

Nick: Nah, Jack Chick said not to do that.
Jack Chick by Nick Dietrich January 1, 2009

Jack Chick Tract 

A quasi-religious tract sized similar to a "Tijuana Bible" in comic-book format, tending to the overly lurid and tasteless (hence, unintentionally hilarious) in its desire of "winning hearts and minds to Christ." Named for its creator (1924-2016), who was notorious for refusing interviews and, hence, the subject of much speculation.
How many Jack Chick Tracts have you found on your walks today?

jackchickian 

Of or similar to the works of evanglical Christian "cartoonist" Jack Chick, mainly of a religious nature, usually preachy and proselytizing, and of a low quality.
How can you read such jackchickian websites?

jackchickery 

The use of an entertainment medium, especially comics, to proselytize a religious viewpoint to the exclusion of all else, usually resulting in a mediocre product. Named after Christian "cartoonist" Jack Chick, creator of those ubiquitous little religious tracts.
"I loved B.C. back when I was young, but in recent years, it's descended into nothing but preaching and jackchickery."

jackchickenslol 

People who don’t like jacks but the y love chicken
ughh I hate/love jackchickenslol