The Fruit-ining

That time of night when the convos with the boys get extremely sus and gay for the homies. Peak gomblin mode time.

Oh it's past 11pm, looks like The Fruit-ining is commecing.

The Fruit-ining by FruityGoonmiester January 26, 2026

get that fruit 

to chase after a means of sexual intercourse

Brandon: I gonna see if that slut Janie'll sleep with me.

Kyle: Yea, you get that fruit, boy.

get that fruit by punkrovkr827 March 25, 2010

Fucked up fruit 

An ugly girl that you can't quite explain. In context think of women as fruits, and the fucked up fruits are the ones that don't get bought at the supermarket and get thrown out and eaten by bums.

Friend: "Bro check out that ugly chick"
Me: "Eww dude thats one fucked up fruit"

Fucked up fruit by Khwizzle October 26, 2010

Bean Bag Fruit 

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

Bean Bag Fruit by Bigwhite May 25, 2012

washing the fruit 

This is when you put your twig and berries in the sink at home, office, or public restroom.

Josh was caught washing the fruit at the office.

washing the fruit by urbandickchinairy August 2, 2016

Hot Dragon fruit 

While your lover is on all fours the woman sucks a fart from his butt while jerking him off and fondling his balls.

Picking the ripest fruit of all I consumed the hot dragon fruit from him before we made love.

Hot Dragon fruit by Brellygreen April 17, 2017

low-hanging fruit 

When something is a load of old bollocks.

What are you on about? That sounds like low-hanging fruit to me.

low-hanging fruit by TMISv2.0 July 21, 2017