donkey fruit punch

When you are so drunk you cannot find your car in a parking lot.

Terry's donkey was fruit punched last night.

by Anonymous April 9, 2003

fruit stick

normally a small bastered on a board with a stick. stick version of a fruit booter

get out of the way before i snap the handles off and stick it up your ass!!!!!!

by la la land July 12, 2003

fruitcorner

when having sex and about to ejeculate, punch the female on the nose to make it bleed, withdraw and cum on her face...mix the blood and cum and make her eat it..mmmm fruitcorner

by kevimac September 23, 2003

fruitabolicious

n. A fruity person so fruity that their a vegtable.

adj. The abilty of an object or person to be so fruity that they can be a vegetable.

n.-"You see that Short little guy named MAtt over there? He is a fruitabolicious."

adj.- "You see that Short little guy named MAtt over there? He is soo Fruitabolicious."

by Scotty February 6, 2004

fruitarse

A simpleton. One lacking even a small amount of intelligence. Milton's friends.

Oi John you fruitarse, the lift is right there.

by Mihn Naoke October 20, 2004

Fruit Rollup

During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.

It was so hot outside he had to perform a Fruit Rollup - schluuurp!

by Ms. Pinky December 13, 2008

Fruit factory

A richly flavoured butt-burger.

"I've just rendered that toilet a hazard zone, there's a thriving fruit factory in that hole"

by Willysd March 21, 2007