dick wet

Occurs when a male gets his penis sucked or places his penis in a wet vagina. Simply taking showers or baths does not count as dick wetage

We went back to her place after dinner, and then I got my dick wet.

by Cchristo January 3, 2008

dick talker

A Dick Talker is any girl, that when performing oral sex, actually talks to the dick as she is sucking it. This type of girl is very rare, and when it happens, the man is normally shocked and laughs.

"Man, you know that girl shelia??"

"Yeh man, she was a dick talker!!"

"Hell yeah man I had to laugh at that shit!!"

by the moff man September 21, 2008

Dick Lint

When the tip of your penis has lint from your underwear on it.

"lets Fuck"
"Hold on let me pick of the dick lint on my penis"

by TheMidSizeCheese June 26, 2008

Dick Douche

1. A cleansing wipe for a penis.
2. A female equivalent of a Douche bag, that is usually PMS'ing and in a real bitchy state.

a. Eric: Damn! your mom threw my gameboy out the window because she said it was too loud!
John: Yeah... Shes being a real dick douche today...

b. Girl: Why does your junk smell like febreze?
Boy: I just used a dick douche!

by Wattx April 3, 2009

dick deprived

Suffering from lack of dick

My man haven’t been here and lately I’ve been feeling dick deprived.

by smith&lanson January 29, 2018

dick wolfed

To end something too soon.

"I waited the whole time to see the verdict and then they just dick wolfed me!"

"Oh, Detective Stabler, even though your show just dick wolfed me, I still love you!"

by danny boyyyy October 9, 2006

Dick titties

Dick titties are your goddamn balls.

This nigga had some saggy ass dick titties.

by Wahwahweewahh February 6, 2017