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Catch 44

A catch-44 is a situation where funding and support is said to be available from government bodies however defining eligibility for the funding and how to properly articulate the application restricts access by those that most require it.

The term was coined by Hayden Stowell in 2015 in his frustration to establish eligibility for research and development funding from Callaghan Innovation, a Crown entity of New Zealand with the task of making New Zealand business more innovative.

This dilemma further exasperated the fast growing indigenous māori tech start-up community with other Crown entities following suit with confusing and poorly articulated application questionnaires combined with frustratingly inefficient systems to qualify and process submitted applications.

Although conceived in jest based on the paradoxical Catch 22 phrase, the seriousness and frequency of similar dilemma’s saw the phrase become widely adopted in other parts of the world. Catch 44 is now a widely used phrase to describe any situation where funding or valuable contracts have been promoted by either the government or public sectors, however securing them seems virtually un-achievable to all but a very select few for the reasons mentioned above.
"The state government constantly says how there is significant funding available for projects such as ours. The catch 44 is that it is virtually impossible to secure due to how complicated the application process is."
by Liddle_Razkal July 16, 2018
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Catching Trout

A term used in replace of picking up or hitting on chicks. Basically 'catching trout' is a term men used when wanting to express their or another's skills with the ladies.
Brad: Damn Look at Ryan over there he's surrounded by women
Chad: I know right, Ryan's catching trout
by Bradyshitzinacan August 23, 2018
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catching 2

“Yo bæ keep talking and yo ass gonna be catching 2 in a second!”
by Mynameyeff August 24, 2018
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catch a crystal

Originally for Chicago

When u telling someone to pay attention

Listen it’s important
Man -Hey catch a crystal

Friend-What’s the biz fam
by #Molife05# September 9, 2018
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Catch 5

Telling someone who has disrespected you that they can catch 5 fingers slapping the shit out of them.
Tom told Bryan he was gonna CATCH 5 if he keeps talking shit.
by Thug samurai October 27, 2018
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Catch Theese Hands

A term or phrase meaning to fight or initiate a fight with someone
Your about to Catch Theese hands if you dont shut the fuck up
by Thenameisjeff124 November 7, 2018
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catchering

Analyzing too deeply into someone's actions as if they had nearly as much symbolism as the novel, Catcher in the Rye, by JD Salinger, which included a scene where Holden slips on peanut shells down a flight of stairs to symbolize his descent into madness
Cunt Aunt: Why were you doing that?
Mom: Doing what?
Cunt Aunt: You were scrunching your nose as you entered the door as a sign of disgust towards the humble abode I invited you into
Me: Or--and this is just a theory--her nose was itchy and you're just catchering her
by PinkGradientMan December 14, 2018
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