Some one who engages in the practice of 'rim dicking' of a coffee pot then rubbing their dick on a cheeseburger after shoving it up their arse. ('rim dick' is defined as to take the "tip of your dick and rub it around the rim of someones beverage or drink. Most commonly done on a coffee pot.")
Coffee bagger ali adallah could not abide the NRA logo on his boss's coffee mug, so he rim dicked it when no one was looking. Unfortunately, the mug was full of steaming hot McDonald's coffee and cheeseburger, and Seth got burnt!\
cheeseburger and coffee
cheeseburger and coffee
by i love alis pin dick July 21, 2010
A "Coffee Chick" is a girl that will always be willing to know everything that is happening in your girlfriends life. Such as your private sex life, inter-relationship arguments and e.t.c. Your girlfriend's Coffee Chick will address herself as your friend, but always approaches you with a glare.
The vise-versa (a Boyfriend's guy friend), is often referred to as a "Beer Buddy" or "Beer Bud". This friend will listen, but often will be drunk so forgets it the next day. Or her doesn't care.
A gay man, who is best-friends with your girlfriend, is a "Coffee Guy"... same thing.
The vise-versa (a Boyfriend's guy friend), is often referred to as a "Beer Buddy" or "Beer Bud". This friend will listen, but often will be drunk so forgets it the next day. Or her doesn't care.
A gay man, who is best-friends with your girlfriend, is a "Coffee Guy"... same thing.
Coffe Chick: C'mon... Tell me. What happened with John last night?!
Mary: He doesn't want me to tell you.
Coffee Chick: Don't listen to him! I'm your Coffee Chick!
Mary: Okay! Okay! Well... Last night, John sorta... You know.
Coffee Chick: Again?! He needs to... Control that.
Mary: I know. *chuckles.
Coffee Chick: Hahahahaha!
They both break out in laughter.
Mary: He doesn't want me to tell you.
Coffee Chick: Don't listen to him! I'm your Coffee Chick!
Mary: Okay! Okay! Well... Last night, John sorta... You know.
Coffee Chick: Again?! He needs to... Control that.
Mary: I know. *chuckles.
Coffee Chick: Hahahahaha!
They both break out in laughter.
by KoRnMeal;( July 11, 2012