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Row Ho

A gentrified individual who frequents Santana Row (San Jose, CA "Lifestyle center" mixed-use shopping mall) and espouses it as an enclave of culture and luxury.

Typically these individuals live well beyond their means, purchasing prized luxury handbags while drowning in credit card and student loan debt.
Wanna get drinks at Santana Row?
No, I can't deal with all those Row Ho's, let's go to that star wars bar instead!
by tacoraj October 18, 2017
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Ho Jacks

Ho Jacks - Noun: The term "Ho Jacks" refers to a specific type of foot wear that is worn by a Ho, stripper, pole dancer. These shoes are the ultra high platform high heel shoes that raise the wearer up as a jack raises a car for better access for a person to work on the car. They are not the normal ground level high heel shoes with thin soles and three inch heels. Rather they are the type with at least one and one half inch and higher platform lifts under the sole and heel.

Thus a "working girl" or "Ho" is lifted high in the shoes showing off her working legs etc... and making her more attractive to her intended customer.
*Sherry is a dancer down at the strip joint. When she dances she is seven inches taller wearing her "Ho Jacks".

*The ladies came into the club wearing short tight hoochie mamma dresses and "Ho Jacks".

*Look at that booty jacked way up high on those "Ho Jacks".
by RoadDawg April 14, 2013
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Ho'-maticked

1. The act of being completely and easily outdone, in a battle of brains or brawn, with no hope of redemption. 2. Made to look like a complete ho', by means of superior wit, skill or strength. See also:punked owned p'wned
Kung Fu student 1: Wow! I thought Jim's Kung Fu was pretty good, til he fought Master Wong.

Kung Fu student 2: Yeah, he got ho'-maticked!

Kung Fu student 1: Word.
by Aramis January 23, 2006
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Déjà ho

When you spot a previous one night stand whilst going about your usual business. A reminder of what a harlot you have been.
"Oh my god, I just experienced 'déjà ho' when I was shopping for bread and milk in the supermarket."
by mr_a_l_y September 19, 2015
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Ho Train

The Ho Train is a figure of speech used for a group of girls that are constantly together and "Ho-ing" around town.
Ex: Doug: Man, can you believe that group of girls that walked into the bar and were trying to get any group of guys to buy them drinks and take them home? What was up with that?

Max: That, my friend, was a Ho Train :(

Ho, Train, Ho-ing, Group of Girls :(
by rougher12 August 14, 2014
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hallway ho

That girl dressed in extremely revealing clothing, usually stoned, who stands next to the water fountain whose willing to give a handjob for 20$.
Bob: Dude, I got a handjob from that hallway ho near room 34.
Ralph:Ha, I hit that bitch up yesterday.
by lolcatimus fowl January 27, 2010
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ho-lights

Highlights (or lowlights) that turn out looking like cheap, 'ho'-like stripes.
I used this at-home highlighting kit because I wanted blonde highlights, but I just gave myself ho-lights instead.
by Jackie Lynn September 27, 2008
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