Tom Watsoned

Sombody who rapes babys before the umbilical cord has been cut.

That baby has been Tom Watsoned

by Peter Whitewhitewhite September 9, 2010

Tom Holland

A hot British guy who plays Spider-Man with a killer American accent Loves his dog tessa who is the cutest thing ever. He should be the next James Bond. He has three really fit brothers paddy Sam and Harry. His best friends Harrison is really fit And he needs to do a movie with Zac efron. Spoils everything in his movies. Needs to stop being boyfriend material if he not going to be my boyfriend

U seen the movie with Tom Holland in isn’t he sexy

by MelodyandZac February 11, 2019

Tom Holland

Tom Holland is the most perfect, beautiful, amazing, hot person to ever walk the universe. England is his city and he plays spiderman. He is the best option for the next James Bond and he loves quacksons and his dog Tessa

Tom Holland is so perfect

Tom Holland has a perfect face

by Ijustlovetomholland August 19, 2018

Tom Holland

A smol and soft lil precious bean that deserves the world. He’s so freaking gorgeous and he’s spiderman so shut your face. He has an adorable blue staffy named Tessa. He deserves everything. He also pronounced croissant as quackson but that joke is dead so.

Person: “Oh hey didn’t Tom Holland play spiderman in Infinity War?”
Me: “Yea....—OMG DONT SAY IT DO NOT SAY IT-“
Person: “ He looks like he didn’t feel so good *laughs at their own joke*
Me: you are dead to me. bye.

by Gisele LaFrance August 4, 2018

Tom and Jerry

A euphemism for double penetration. Also referred to as "T&J " and "getting TJ'd". Not to be confused with the other TJ.

"Kady said she got really wasted last night and watched some Tom and Jerry, but we all knew what she meant."

"Pete just knew his mustache was going to get him some T&J action."

by Alfonso Gabron January 11, 2009

Uncle Tom

A black person who is to like a white person and doesn't talk to blacks. A racsist term.

Vince is an Uncle Tom!

by Jamal April 17, 2004

Tom Brooks

Tom Brooks is a person with the deadest trim going. He also likes to fart and watch porn. Also very likely to receive boner whenever a girl says hi to him.

Another name for a Tom Brooks is a Joseph Bailey

Chad: Are you seriously getting hard just because kitty said hi to you joe bailey?
Tom: WhAt .... N-NOO!
Chad: Tom Brooks

by Floppy Phil December 11, 2019