A sexual act where one partner, usually the dominant one, covers their genitals with a mixture of their own sweat and coffee grounds, creating a gritty, pungent concoction that they then rub vigorously against their partner's sensitive areas, often resulting in a messy, aromatic, and intensely stimulating experience for both parties involved. The term "sweaty coffee" refers to the unique blend of bodily fluids and the strong aroma of coffee that permeates the encounter.
"I heard that John and Mary tried 'sweaty coffee' last night, and now their bedsheets are stained with a mix of coffee grounds and God knows what else; they're going to need a new mattress soon!"
by Youcouldbeacat May 19, 2025
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Get the Coffee mug.Also called AEC (not to be confused with AOC). Not-exactly-fresh coffee. Coffee still in the pot from the morning, or the previous night.
"Hey, you want some coffee? I've got some left over from breakfast, or I can make a fresh pot..."
"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."
"Nah, don't bother with fresh, already-existing coffee will be fine."
by skipmendler December 22, 2022
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Get the Coffee mug.A super kind wife/mom who loves her husband and kiddos as much as Target and Iced Coffee. Knows who she is and owns it and helps to build others up. Unapologetically a Queen on her own right.
by MamaLlama5278 September 11, 2023
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