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Bro Shizxl

Literally the coolest rapper/human being of all time. Born in 15 AD, I'm pretty sure he is Jesus Christs brother-in-law. In the year 1234 he started Bro Shizxl's Gang Of Thugs Club because gangs weren't aloud. I'm also pretty sure he was like president of China at a point, he loves his little buddy Yolo Swag King who was always his second in command of the gang of thugs club. Eventually in 2006 he started writing a rap album that is scheduled to release this year called "Me and My Thugs" with a single dropped in 2015 known as the Bro Shizxl theme song.
by bruh(with 27 u's) October 17, 2020
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bro speed

The speed in which your good male friend or "Bro"jacks you off.
Hey before we start do you know my bro speed?.
by Joymooon November 30, 2021
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bro balling

The act of air humping in a male friends personal space to make him freak out. Usually done by two or more guys.
Dude, Ryan deserves a good Bro Balling.
by Yahn Upsydurhead January 1, 2016
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Stone Bro

a bloke who thinks skyrim is overrated and cant spell.
Riley: yo did you play skyrim last night
Jezza: yeah dude skyrim is amazing
*stone bro comes out of nowhere*
Liam: SKIREM AS OVARETAD!!!!
Everyone: FUCK OFF YOU STONE BRO!!!!
by Antiseve November 9, 2017
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borscht bro

the only dude that will make the ultimate sacrifice of eating cold beet soup with you, usually responds with the borscht barf
Tony: My grandmother made this. Will you honor her by eating this with me, and we can be borscht bro's forever?

Bob: I don't know I might barf.
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Bro-fencing

When two bros touch their dicks while hugging. Bro-fencing represents a new level of bro-hood, far more intimate than a brofist.
I saw them bro-fencing after the party last night, they might be better bros than we imagined.
by supernextgen March 16, 2016
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Bro Subbing

To substitute part of a common word or phrase with the word bro in order to spice it up a bit.
What's up Broseph?
Check out Brobro the clown over here.
Turn your Bibles to Bromans chapter 4, we're going to be talking about the faith of Abroham.
Looks like it's time for bro and tell.

Bro, why are you talking like that?
I'm just bro subbing Bilbro baggins, don't tripskies.
by RyanMurphey4Eva May 14, 2011
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