ShortChange

To perform a sexual act on someone and not have them return the favour

"dude I was with amy again lastnight, i went down on her and she totally shortchanged me"

"she shortchanged me man, ffs" BJ BlowJOb Bowcat eat out oral sex hand sex sex one night stand

by scrotie-mcbooger-balls December 19, 2014

short king

A term used by manlets to cope with being assigned a sissy beta male role at birth.

jack is a short king!

by 'rift April 19, 2023

Short ass

A females rear that seems to go almost directly from her wasit to the gap between her legs leaving little round for the butt. They still can be nice and round but appear to be 'short' hence the name.

Person A: Those chicks on Guitar Hero III sure have short asses.
Person B: Oh, I know!

by Future Mind-Controlling Robots June 21, 2010

The Short Bus

When you suck the filling out of a twinkie and put the cake on your penis. Then you proceed to smack her in the face and stick it in her ear.

My friend Mueller rides The Short Bus every night with a different girl!

by Sephiroth113 March 27, 2009

shortey

A small/short noob that generally causes nuisance and freeloads off you.

He is a shortey today for stealing my lunch!

by bulio March 21, 2005

short man syndrome

the obnoxious attitude taken up by men under 3 ft tall with ambiguous genitalia

Gabordi has such a case of short man syndrome

by Gumby May 13, 2005

Snortelcoughelbonkelgiggle

To sneeze, cough, snort, and giggle all at the same time...or in succession

"dude, zak totally Snortelcoughelbonkelgiggle'd"
"wow..what a snonkelbonk"

by Dantezflowers April 22, 2008