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Maryland Cock Sucker

When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.
Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
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Maryland Cock Sucker

The act of a woman (*or a man if you’re into that shit*) taking raw crabmeat and old bay and massaging a man’s penis with his/her hands while sucking said dick.
Man: y’all hear about Bobbie’s wife?
Man 2: no, what about her?
Man: he got a good ole Maryland Cock Sucker last night.
by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023
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The Louisville Sucker

The Louisville Sucker is an act when a person or animal places their penis inside of a vacuum to grow its size. (Note) The vacuum must be purchased in the city of Louisville Kentucky
Me and James made our way to Kentucky to buy a vacuum, so we can do that new hip trend The Louisville Sucker.
by Drewskiiiiiiu March 15, 2024
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Columbus Dick Sucker

Derogatory term for people from Spain. The meaning comes from Christopher Columbus and how it is stereotypical for people from Spain to say he discovered America even though it was already inhabited.
“F$&k off you, Columbus Dick Sucker!” (Offensive)
by Playboyfrog1 May 21, 2024
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Horse-Shoveling-Cock-Sucker

Said mostly out of frustration no real meaning behind it rather then to release stress
*Working on something and it will not come loose* "Soon gonna be some horse-shoveling-cock-sucker coming out of here in a minute"
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