The Shirtless Bro

The homie who’s always shirtless when hanging out. He is often overweight/obese but doesn’t necessarily have to be. His role is to be the hype one of the friend group. He is responsible for keeping the energy going through the night.

Brad never wears a shirt and is constantly shotgunning beers, crushing it on his chest, and screaming “LETS FUCKING GO” at the top of his lungs. He is obviously the shirtless bro of the friend group.

by Goober879 February 4, 2021

the shaik-bros

like the mario-bros they also run around willy-nilly picking up gold coins that are 'just lying around', stomping on the local vegetation and blowing bubbles when they land in (deep) water.

I just can't get Schabir past the Scorpions-boss!
You need to use the silence power-up on the secretary first!
Damn! How am I gonna get my hands on all those zuma-dollars?

by alan October 21, 2004

piggyback bros

Jaiden and Derry are Piggyback bros

Jaiden and Derry are Piggyback bros

by piggyback bros May 31, 2017

Bro job

When you give your closest friend(preferably a male) a blowjob, but not in a gay way. In order to give a bro job, you need to say, "no homo" five minutes prior the act, or five minutes after it.

Bro- I feel like a deflated balloon, man.
Me- I can blow you back up, bro!
Bro- Isn't that kinda gay?
Me- I'll say, "No homo AFTER the Bro job."

by TechnicalDiffi6 February 22, 2018

Bro smearing

Replacing a word or syllable with "bro" as a way of dismissing it as categorically synonymous with douchebaggery without actually having to address its substance

Person #1: I'm pro-choice.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.

by UnfrozenCaveman June 26, 2016

bro poke

When you spooning with your bro and you rock a semi chub

Dude #1 - Woah, dude what was that!?

Dude #2 - Oh don't worry, man it's just a bro poke

by turtledong January 16, 2015

bro-adjacent

Having the qualities and mannerisms of a bro, while not reaching the social status needed for bro-dom.

See:

Kyle, lover of monster drinks and punching holes in walls.

Trevor, seemingly a textbook bro could not afford a bro-dozer; only owning a S-10, was therefore demoted to bro-adjacent.

by Bro-sectional December 8, 2022