1. The act of being completely and easily outdone, in a battle of brains or brawn, with no hope of redemption. 2. Made to look like a complete ho', by means of superior wit, skill or strength. See also:punked owned p'wned
Kung Fu student 1: Wow! I thought Jim's Kung Fu was pretty good, til he fought Master Wong.
Kung Fu student 2: Yeah, he got ho'-maticked!
Kung Fu student 1: Word.
Kung Fu student 2: Yeah, he got ho'-maticked!
Kung Fu student 1: Word.
by Aramis January 23, 2006
When you get a crush after a short time of being with someone. And it makes you feel as if you are a hoe.
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It's not very pleasant your heart is broken but you get feelings for someone like they are putting it back together to fast.....
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It's not very pleasant your heart is broken but you get feelings for someone like they are putting it back together to fast.....
I felt like a crush-hoe because I just broke up with Micheal and now for some weird reason Brandon makes me feel better....
I crush-hoed and now I feel like I'm moving to fast... :(
I crush-hoed and now I feel like I'm moving to fast... :(
by WeridGirl101 July 21, 2016
by dumpsterbear May 15, 2011
n. the sludgy material left behind from the female which has collected at the base of the penis during intercourse.
there was so much ho tar after i railed her over the arm of the couch, i had to go take a shower to prevent potential ball rot.
you go back out to the party, honey...ill be out after i wash off the ho tar.
you go back out to the party, honey...ill be out after i wash off the ho tar.
by qbande May 05, 2011
A term used by the most upscale hookers of America.
To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.
The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
To be a very good Ho, Call-Girl, or Escort.
The term used by "Kristen" AKA Ashley Alexandra Dupre, a Call Girl from New Yorks Emperors Club, to describe herself and her behavior in a recent interview.
Mack: Hey Mercedes, aren't you a little worried about your job as an escort?
Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
Mercedes: No. Not really. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Ho-Fessional.
by Eddie Dom March 24, 2008
When you spot a previous one night stand whilst going about your usual business. A reminder of what a harlot you have been.
"Oh my god, I just experienced 'déjà ho' when I was shopping for bread and milk in the supermarket."
by mr_a_l_y August 13, 2015
a closet homosexual who likes to frequent Mexican restaurants and bars looking for a drunk mans burrito for his man-taco.
David came to work and said he turned "Ho-to-mexual"over the weekend. David and Dusty are happy to be "Ho-to-mexuals". Will said he was clearly going to join the Ho-to-mexual club for lunch.
by Slayerman614 August 09, 2012