Who’s in mike’s mouth

A game played while camping when your propane lantern runs out and your campsite or area is pitch black and the youngest guy is “mike” and he has to try to guess who’s in his mouth.

“Mike”: let’s play who’s in my mouth

Everyone:wait what?!
That’s how the game who’s in Mike’s mouth starts

Who’s in mike’s mouth by It’s the lesbians, run! September 7, 2020

mongoloid mike 

a diminutive term for a mentally-challenged person who is constantly taken advantage of, and harmed physically, usually by delinquent members of society.

Kenny and Dustin Powers tagged teamed two challenged brothers down the street yesterday. An onlooker quoted Kenny Powers yelling "How do you like me now mongoloid mike!?"

mongoloid mike by TRing April 7, 2010

Sweaty mike 

Defines a person who is a sweaty try hard.

Jackson is like sweaty mike.

Sweaty mike by Shrek6910283 October 15, 2016

Mellow Mike 

An individual(male or female) who is a chill dude that everyone loves.

Ayyy dude, its Mellow Mike.

Bob Ross was the ultimate Mellow Mike.

I thought that guy was a Mean Mike, but he's a total Mellow Mike.

Mellow Mike by hugh_mungus1234 November 20, 2016

Useless Mike 

To be exceptionally useless at video games. Games that induce particularly high levels of distress in a Useless Mike are games such as Goldeneye and Pro Evolution Soccer 4. The holy grail for Useless Mikeism is the game Mario Kart 64 where Mike's uselessness is completely unrivalled, even by Duffy.

Wow, that banana was really obvious! Can't believe he hit it. What a Useless Mike!

Useless Mike by MacPatrick May 10, 2008

Hire Mike Brown 

To take a dump. Defined by ESPN's Bill Simmons Page 2 column in reference to Mike Brown's poor coaching ability in Cleveland.

Those nachos are not sitting well with me. I'm gonna go hire Mike Brown. I'll be back in a bit.

Hire Mike Brown by Pseudo Decathalon June 19, 2010

60 Mike Mike 

60mm device.

Usually classified in the catagory of Mortars or Grenade Launchers.

"Mike Mike" is a Nick-Name for Millimetre. (mm)

Soldier A: 2-1, This is Dagger. Requesting 60 Mike Mike rain on Grid location Sierra 55.3 Ultra, over.

Soldier B: 2-1 Copies all, Hard rain is gonna fall on Sierra 55.3 Ultra, over.

Soldier A: Hard copy 2-1, Thanks for the assist. Dagger out.

60 Mike Mike by TheAngrySniper January 25, 2011