nu-metal

Shit-assed "music"

1. Korn, slipknot, couple examples of cumwadded music

2.
Nu-metal-wanna-be-poser-dick: I IS A GOTH KORN IS BLACK METAL IM EVIL I WORSHIP SATAN!
Some dude: Shut the fuck up mother fucker or ill wrap you around my cock and fuck an elephant

by Alex March 22, 2004

Love Metal

A horrible excuse for HIM fans to spam up metal boards. Seriously, "LOVE METAL?!" what the fuck?! Thats like calling "My Chemical Romance" Love Rock! You cant get away with bullshit genres that don't even sound like the actual genre you're trying to modify!

Love Metal is a load of bullshit and anyone that thinks it's a genre has no brain.

by theamazingbender November 16, 2006

Heavy metal

A type of rock and roll music characterized by heavily distorted guitars, powerful drumming, and vocals often performed at an intense screaming level. Very counter culture, aggressive, and nonconformist. Usually played at very high volume.

It was made possible by advancements in electronic amplification in the 1960s.

In music, the phrase originated in the lyrics to the 1968 song "Born To Be Wild" by Steppenwolf:

"I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under"

William S. Burroughs used the term in a novel a few years earlier as a metaphor for drug use, but did not apply it to music.


Heavy metal bands include:

Steppenwolf
Led Zeppelin
Metallica

Garth Brooks wanted to be a Heavy Metal musician, but he's too lightweight

by FaveDave January 22, 2005

panty metal

Genre of music most notably, the height of the 80's when sunset strip spandex wearing musicians put on a hard front only to have their only hit to be none other than a ballad and then placing in the pop charts. not very metal I'd say.

"Well, let's see whats on this station" (brief pause) insert over processed acoustic guitar with a cavernous drum fill. "looks like a dose of panty metal".

by these go to 11 July 2, 2006

death metal

One of the strangest, most original, kind of scary genres of music the world has ever seen.

Hey Matt wanna go see this death metal concert?

by myunicorny1221 September 20, 2018

Growing a metal

Getting a boner

Hey i just saw a girl and I’m growing a metal

by Fates_Envy September 30, 2019

atmospheric black metal

humanity's greatest musical achievement and the best music genre ever and if you disagree you're retarded

A: i fucking hate atmospheric black metal
B: *shoves a spear up A's ass*

by allahfucker September 12, 2022