Definitions by allahfucker

qap 

the distance between a man's dick and asshole

please lick my qap

qap by allahfucker September 16, 2022

bicycle faggot 

a bisexual person

-i love bo burnham!

-stfu bicycle faggot

bicycle faggot by allahfucker September 16, 2022

flaming virgin 

a guy who showers annually, pisses in bottles, lives with his parents, obsesses over anime girls, and spends his whole day on shit like discord and 4chan. he thinks of women as different species and makes it clear as day that he never touched one.

-stop using windows and start using linux you brainlet normie npc

-shut the fuck up flaming virgin

flaming virgin by allahfucker September 15, 2022

🤦 ♂️ 

when there's a fly on your forehead

-🪰
-🤦 ♂️

🤦 ♂️ by allahfucker September 14, 2022

atmospheric black metal 

humanity's greatest musical achievement and the best music genre ever and if you disagree you're retarded

A: i fucking hate atmospheric black metal
B: *shoves a spear up A's ass*

atmospheric black metal by allahfucker September 12, 2022