soggy lunch dream

A soggy dream is basically a wet dream but where you shit yourself and cum and eat it for breakfast/lunch

Last night had the best soggy lunch dream it tasted wonderful

by popping shandy May 18, 2016

sloppy lunchbox

During intercourse, one partner spreads their gaping asshole wide open for the other to vomit in. The vomiter then proceeds to eat their own vomit out of their partner's ass.

Partner 1: Ohh Jeremy, I love it when you vomit in my butt!

Partner 2: I love your sloppy lunchboxes, Derrick!

by boobfartsmcgee July 30, 2016

Maine Lunch

Transmission of crabs, or pubic lice, to one's facial hair by oral sex.

Never pick up a hooker at Joe's Crab Shack; you'll get Maine lunch for sure.

by bustakeaton November 6, 2016

angry lunch lady

The sexual act of busting in your partner's hair and provoking anger when a regular cum shot is expected. After said act, use the cummins to spike said partner's hair, thus styling it to resemble a lunch lady.

Marissa made me pull out, so I opted for the ol' angry lunch lady."

by jakeobaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 1, 2016

hot lunch

The stuff you pay for at school or potentially the grossest fucking thing people do during sex ever. Holy fucking Jesus Christ!

I can't even explain this in a sentence because hot lunches are gross. That goes for both of the definitions. Man I can't wait to leave hot school lunches behind!

by #MissNobody February 16, 2017

boxed lunch

What it says on the tin. It's not a vagina, you perverts!!

Boxed lunch is convenient because it doesn't make a mess everywhere.

by TidePodIngebrigtsen69 April 4, 2017

sticky lunch

Taking some "me" time while on lunch break, resulting in a need for some tissues.

Andy sat in his car and had a "sticky lunch" and now looks a bit sweaty.

by Ergosum May 11, 2017