Over Jizz'd 

Whilst moving the pool/snooker cue back and forth between your fingers when lining up for a shot, but pushing the cue too far so it hits the white ball a little by accident.

"Wait until you see this shot, it's gunna be ace..."
"Haha you just missed..."
"Aww I know, I over jizz'd."

Over Jizz'd by Andy C June 19, 2006

vampire jizz 

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vampire jizz by fuckshit ass cock bj June 19, 2010

monkey jizz 

A special kind of jizz .. fresh from a monkey ... what dreams are made of ... what you want the people in your company to be full of !... to have the power of greyskull.

Your a monkey jizzer - you are soooo good ... you are the best salesman around in this company !

monkey jizz by jw March 20, 2005

the jizz wagon

A penis, specifically my penis.

Any girls want a ride on my jizz wagon?

the jizz wagon by bob jones March 19, 2005

night jizz 

That crap you get on your lips when you wake up from a night of sleep, a real fucking pain in the ass.

Person: Good morning, honey!
Wife: What do you have on your lips?
Person: Another situation of night jizz...

night jizz by gohabsgo101 November 3, 2010

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ghost jizz 

The seepage of spooge deep from within a woman's vagina following a man’s liberation of his juices within the snatch, after a couple or more hours have elapsed, even overnight...all of a sudden...BAM!!!

As Farrah walked down the hall, she had to run into the bathroom after the ghost jizz her husband, Garrett, had deposited the night before oozed out.

ghost jizz by ephenis December 7, 2006