oliver human 

A human named Oliver

i have a crush on Oliver human

oliver human by Oliver Human July 18, 2017

main human

The main character of the entire human race. Centre of attention even for just breathing. According to credible scholars, the one and only main human is Kim Taehyung.

Everyone agrees that Taehyung is the main human.

main human by Official UrbanDictionary January 13, 2021

Fucked Up Human 

A fucked up human is one who applies a simple one dementional binary scale onto regarding itself as valid and thus disregardig all other humans as invalid. In that unyeilded inbalace -- all word forms deriving from the prefix of "dis" is acheived. disrespect, disregard, dysfuction, Disruption etc... Soley from this dysfunctional imblance, it would have to fail. So additional continuous highly sklled efforts to manipulte their truth and trust is employed. These are done in basically only two ways. (1) to express, imply, or provide facts adversely in reverse binary logic.
(2) force feeding non-existing general termed facts into the voids that others generally reason ok not to question, prove, or disprove and thus accept. In mere learned behavor and habit the fucked up ways are continuously done and the fool is fooled over and over.

See also: Real Up Human

John is a fucked up human who must always lie and deceive everyone he meets to acheive, hide, and maintain his fucked up existance.

Fucked Up Human by In the Mindway April 30, 2005

One Super Human Partymansleaze 

Colloquial Term for group of Players

Mr Blue and Mr Green are always out sleazing round girls... they are just One Super Human Partymansleaze"

One Super Human Partymansleaze by Nicky Dicky April 21, 2008

Spanking The Human 

When you see a monkey jerking it. Instead of the monkey spanking his monkey he's spanking his human.

WTF dude the monkey is Spanking The Human.

Spanking The Human by Psyco6 March 6, 2012

Free Range Human 

A person who does not have to lick someones a$$ everyday at work. They are their own masters, can sleep till noon work till 12, and have a blast on Mondays.

Have you meet Kelly she's a free range human , graphic designer

Free Range Human by Treeoflife November 5, 2017

a disaster for the human race

the Industrial revolution and it’s consequences

The Industrial Revolution and it’s consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

a disaster for the human race by nlolhere March 22, 2021