finger ham

A delicious snack to have after school.

John, do you have any finger hams leftover?

by Justin Bieber Fan💜💜💜 June 2, 2018

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Clit Ham.

Large amounts of ham being shot of the female or in some cases male vagina, clit ham will often travel at high speeds and will stain the clothes if the shot is on target. Usually shot from the vagina of a Kiersten. See Kiersten Ham for more information.

Clit Ham. I got it all over my pants! This will NEVER come out dude!

by MooFarmHam August 26, 2010

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Scrambled Ham

The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.

I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.

by josh grier July 26, 2005

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shea's ham sandwich

A blow job as defined by the cath lab. Best served on your knees.

Give me a blow job and shea's ham sandwich now woman!
The pharmacy has cost a Shea's ham sandwich often because of slowness. Many ham sandwiches owed.
Shea's ham sandwich not the same as a Sam's hotdog all the way. Or Is It.

by rnm1234 December 23, 2007

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hammy ham

1) Slang term refering to a hermaphrodite. First used in the Metro to describe the Bar Beaver, then transferred as the actual name of a wannabe feline who was actually just plain wierd.

2) a person orginating from lebanon yet still choosing to inappropriatly touch men

"HAMMY HAM! HAMMY HAM!"
"See him/her? Yeah, total Hammy"
"Don't let Hammy touch you. You'll get hammed up"
"Kat? HAMMY HAM!!!!"
"She's a big flapping hamgina"

by akesterwoo May 7, 2008

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