dumpy ho

A derivative of the word ho referring to an overweight promiscuous woman who wears clothes that she can't fit into, often showing rolls in the abdominal area and unnecessary cleavage. This outfit is worn in the attempt to attract males and can usually be found in cheap nightclubs.

Did Mark go home with that dumpy ho he was dancing with?

by The A--Man March 18, 2008

Gif ho

A person who rarely uses text to respond and primarily uses excessive GIFs to communicate.

Joe: "Hey how are you doing?"
Becky:"(submits a gif expressing her mood)"
Joe: "Haha, okay. Did you talk to Dan earlier?"
Becky: "(enters another gif that might suggest she did)"
Joe: "Becky, you're being a gif ho... Did you talk to Dan?"
Becky:"(uses another gif)"

by MrSmoochieWallace September 17, 2020

ho-lights

Highlights (or lowlights) that turn out looking like cheap, 'ho'-like stripes.

I used this at-home highlighting kit because I wanted blonde highlights, but I just gave myself ho-lights instead.

by Jackie Lynn September 27, 2008

hoe or hoed

Sexual intercourse.

Sorry I was late for the game, had to hoe it out of your old lady.

by Triad February 3, 2003

wo-ho

Used as an exclamation of excitement or simply to annoy someone. Pronounced ‘woh-hoe’

Le teacher : there will be no pop quiz today !
Le me: WO-HO

by Usjangs November 20, 2017

ho duds

the outfits strippers wear, and then take off, while working

I no longer work at Tits Galore, so I gotta throw out all my ho duds.

by Cat Dee March 28, 2008

ho-telling

When a ho tells.

Basically, if you are someone who can't keep his/her mouth shut and blabs everything, you are ho-telling.

Ho: Don't leave me, baby, I love you.

Man: Ho, get away from me!

Ho: You better stay right where you are, or I'm gonna let Jerry know how you went tripping with his smack.

Man: Just like a ho, gotta be ho-telling everybody everything.

by JaH&BeD April 25, 2008