Abstinence Fetish

Having the state of mind to be aroused by all acts of none sexual nature.

*types in Abstinence Fetish* Oh ya pour that coffee *huff huff* YES! you go to work! Get in your car! *

by -Blank* December 11, 2015

abstinence

Although this word is most often associated with food, beverage, profanity and sex. Abstinence is a deliberate conduct and runs rather parallel to the words indulge, gluttony and hoarding. Something negated is still something indeed. Keeping to the school of thought that the mind fails to register the words no or not(or its variations), Do not think of pink elephants!.. All three are characterized by excess and culpability. One can not and does not abstain from what one does not internally seeks(to avoid what one seeks is abstinence).

Clinton's abstinence from Monica's lips were in part due to her oral report on the lengthy wood project she undertook beneath his desk. As for me it is not an issue as I do not know her and have never had the privilege.

by Mandy Kimple January 26, 2016

astinguished

When you grab a bird and stretch its neck out so that it honks when it yells.

I took my pet bird Jerry to the vet to get astinguished.

by THE REAL Richard November 15, 2017

abstinating

To withold sex from a significant other but with an ulterior motive.

My husband is being an asshole lately so I'm abstinating. Fuck him!

by Mel2018 December 5, 2017

asstinence

When someone will only have anal.

Susan practices asstinence to make sure she doesn't get pregnant.

by Urrealname June 12, 2018

austiscaliosis

A Type of mildly irritating backpain, not usually long-lasting

Jeff: My back is killing me!
Keith: I think you have austiscaliosis.

by The local dentist --TB-- February 5, 2019

Autini

annoying bastard with the mind of a 5 year old who has an opinion on everything.

Jesus christ Autini why can't you just shut up for 2 seconds.

by creket March 10, 2019