Emo Eliminator

1. The first haircut a new recruit receives upon joining the military.

2. The electric buzz clippers used to deliver said haircut.

1. Say goodbye to your long hair, son. You're in the Army now - time for your Emo Eliminator.

2. The Army barber whipped out the Emo Eliminator and went to work on the fresh recruits.

by D.L. Crosse April 20, 2007

fake emo

people at my school (and lots of other people) are becoming.. "emo". they wear black clothes and pink eyeshadow and listen to the used. They think this makes them emo, and they think they are cool because of it.
However some people are really emo and quite a few of them are in circumstances where it is definatley not cool to be like them. Fake emos can also be mallcore.

look at that fake emo with the black skinny jeans and fake depression

by peDery FyLe January 11, 2006

finding emo

A simple game, to be played in an urban environment for the best results.

1. Spot an emo kid for 1 point,there are many kinds folks ex. dressy-emo, nerd-emo, goth-emo, punk-emo, rockstar-emo, poser-emo, retro-emo, hippy-emo,fag-emo etc.

2. 1 bonus point is awarded if the above spotted emo kid is wearing brand name affiliated clothin (sorry...globus doesn't count)

3. 3 bonus points are awarded if you can identify the persons unique dehabilitating emo condition ex. whiny-made_fun_of_in_high_school-dye_my_hair_black_cause_its_blond-emo or slick_(4'11" 100p)-tough_guy-vegan-leather_jacket_wearin-fonz-lookalike-soy_latte_drinkin-emo

4. The only way you win this game is if you spot an emo kid wearing a beaver skin hat (sorry folks...those are the rules)

Victoria is a good place to play finding emo because people enjoy expressing themselves...especially because its the in thing.

by Junglistbadbwoii December 21, 2003

emo gay

A common characteristic of an Emo boy. The fashion of an emo has some similarities to a gay but many emo boys are in fact bisexual or gay. Peoples opinions of Emo boys kissing saying they do this just because of publicity is ridiculous as many gay teenagers turn to the emo stereotype because of the emo community being free of prejudices. As a gay teenager you have a lot of soul searching and a troubled time and may become depressed this is also how they are most suited into an emo culture.

Emo1: Why does that emo boy look happy?
Emo2: Probably because he is holding hands with that other emo boy!
Emo1: oh I see, he is an emo gay, why does that make him happy though
Emo2: might be becuase he has found himself.

by calp90 May 29, 2006

emo lawn

n. A section or plot of grass that requires no maintenance.

Guy1: I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.
Guy2: An emo lawn would def give us more time to spend on REAL grass.

by Robbie_27 May 30, 2006

emo lips

Emo lips are well know in the emo world. When someone has snake bites on there lips those are considered emo lips. If you dont know what snake bites are they are two peircings on the lower lip.

Those kids emo lips are nice and shiny.

by Brad Lucio September 26, 2006

Waterford Emos

A poor excuse of an emo, located in southeast Ireland.
Is generally found loitering around Red Square/Book Centre area on a Saturday afternoon up until about 5.30pm.

Can be recognised by distinctive red and black apparel, possibly accompanied by a fringe of some kind, although that is not always the case. They have a fondness for My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Paramore... you get the idea.

Emo 1: OMGzz! did yu see the nu mcr poster in kerrang!?!
Emo 2: yeh but pete wents wus on the other side so i duno wat to do!! :(
Normal Person: Oh those damn Waterford Emos!

by tehblackparade January 21, 2010