National suck dick day

When you ask for a girl to suck your dick

Boy: what day is it tmr
Girl: dec 14
Boy: no its national suck dick day

by Angle guamen December 8, 2019

Slap dick

Mind ya business

Slap dick younboul

by Kev (philly boul) October 26, 2020

dick brain

if you’re a dick brain you have low self-esteem and are pushed around easily but the dumbest person ever

that dude is a dick brain

by Duh Vish April 2, 2019

Dumber than a bag of dog dicks

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks

Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.

by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020

dick hold

when you hold someone's penis in your butt or vagina and create a head lock with their penis

Jeremy: Ha, now I have you in a dick hold
Isaac: Please stop showing me your wrestling moves dad

by Allastor April 4, 2021

Big dick Jakyron

Jakyron is a big headed ass nigga but be pulling he don’t give two FUCKS bout a nigga fellings or a hoe felling he got a a lot of best friends and fun to be around but also likes making people mad it’s funny to him.And his partner in crime TYREEK his day one is one ugly mf.also that nigga crip jus so Yk

Dingy hoes:big dick Jakyron fucked the shit out of me

by Jakyron that niggga November 23, 2021

Dick cancer

a word used to scare a person who masturbates too much in which all the friction and loss of proteins causes spots baldness of your bush and the loss of foreskin

bro you need to stop punishing your cock your gonna catch dick cancer

by AZZeater445 July 26, 2018