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sock water 

a condescending synonym for "tea"

The term "sock water" is often used to express contempt toward tea and people who consume it. Legend has it that the word was brought into popular American vernacular by the outspoken Wisconsin cheesehead, Brad Turriff. However, this legend is not true, as the term was coined long before he was born.
Why don't you drink pop instead of that disgusting sock water?!
sock water by Ruby Wilson June 24, 2006

dog water 

When you're absolute garbage at a video game
Bro you're literally dog water.
LMAOOO you're fucking dog water!
dog water by heyyyjon December 12, 2020

cancer water 

What some e-girl on the internet sold for $30 to some 40 year old men who live in their mom's basement.
Guy 1: I just bought something for $30

Guy 2: Let me guess, cancer water?

Guy 1: No, It's Belle Delphine's bath water

Guy 2: that's what I said fuckin' idiot
cancer water by MaxPandaLord August 17, 2019

A Fiji Water 

A really hawt, and hard to get dude/gal
“Damnnn Dylan is such a Fiji Water

“The new girl Stacy is such a Fiji Water, all the boys are drooling over her”
A Fiji Water by squacoon October 17, 2018

Secret Water

A water bottle that is emptied and instead filled with Vodka or other substance that looks like water. Common when going to a public location like a park, baseball game, or even class.
Man1: "Dude why do you cringe everytime you take a sip of your Arrowhead water?"
Man2: "It's my secret water man."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: (in a whisper) "My Skyy water..."
Man1: "Huh?"
Man2: "It's freaking vodka you nut."
Man1: "haha niceeee."
Secret Water by Dave Rowe January 22, 2009

you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink 

Something that you say which means you can give someone the opportunity to do something, but you cannot force them to do it if they do not want to.
I made all the arrangements, bought the ticket, and even took him to the airport, but he just wouldn't get on the plane. Well, you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink.