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69ing with the Devil 

A term used when someone crosses the line between human decency and evil ass-fuckery. Basically the biggest, smelliest, bloodiest, douchiest move you could ever think of doing.

People who 69 with the Devil:
Fred Phelps
Adolf Hitler

Osama Bin'Laden
Guy 1) Hey, look it's Jerry the vegetarian, you know what we should do?

Guy 2) No, what?

Guy 1) Okay, you tackle him, and I'll shove meat down his throat.

Guy 2) Why the fuck would we do that. It's straight 69ing with the Devil!

*Kicks guy 1 in the balls*
69ing with the Devil by Suibu March 29, 2010
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Do the dinking 

To pull one's tights up in a very public, very obvious way.
Italian Translation: Fare la dinking
Hillary: She thinks just because she has those neon pink tights she can do the dinking.
Josephine: You at least have to have nice legs to do the dinking!
Do the dinking by Dinkersxoxo February 28, 2009

Fuck me in the Dick 

1. A statement screamed after an event that made you feel as if someone were fucking your dick.

2. Having one’s penis penetrated by another person’s penis.
After grabbing a hot skillet, passing a stone, or having a catheter removed you would say “Fuck me in the Dick!”

Dale fucked me in the dick last night. It was great.

Catch of the Day

The "Catch of the Day" is a two step process.

Step 1 -- Occurs when a male is in or at a Hampton summer share house (preferably the Bays or Westhampton), then he takes a dip in the pool wearing some nice swim trunks with netting liner, then while his body is underwater, he pulls back his trunks, thus freeing the netting liner, which acts like a pouch holding his exposed cock and balls.

Step 2 -- At this point, He calls one of the House whores to come poolside, and when she gets there, he propels his crotch upwards out of the water so the lucky girl can view the pearls of the deep -- i.e. the catch of the day.
DannyB in the pool at 4 Wild Cherry Lane: Hey Susie, come here check this out in the pool . . .

Susie: Danny, don't fuck around, I'm really hung over from drinking lemon drops and getting assfucked by some Guido at Summers last night.

DannyB: Check it out . . .(Dannyb's bottom half resurfaces) . . . IT'S THE CATCH OF THE DAY -- 2 FAT SCALLOPS AND A BABY SHRIMP!!!

Susie: Eww gross!! Barfff!!

DannyB: What? What I do?
Catch of the Day by DannyBonco March 23, 2007

The Darkness 

The best band to come out of East Anglia or infact the whole of England. Fronted by Justin Hawkins, with an amazing voice & also an awesome guitar-playing ability, The Darkness truly enjoy everything they do, unlike some other bands who really take temselves too seriously. They were never a 'joke band' for the simple fact that they can actually play their instruments WELL. Just because they don't take thmeselves too seriously doesn't mean they are a comedy act.
Line up also includes : Axe Wielding God Dan Hawkins, Fantastic Bassist Richie Edwards, and Skins Batterer Ed Graham.
The Darkness ROCK. End Of.
The Darkness come up with the most fantastic lyrics, including 'I've never seen a bail of hay move so fast..She was a bona-fide forking genius'English Country Garden
The Darkness by Claire.x April 20, 2006

the deadliest catch 

AIDS. A deadly STD caught from tainted "fish".
Stay away from that skag unless you want to end up with the deadliest catch.

Dance With the Devil

Possibly one of the most depressing songs a person could hear/write (after a few times listening to it it isn't as sad, its just raw as hell). Written by Immortal Technique. Truly a lyrical masterpiece with great musical accompaniment. It opens a window into life in the ghetto, and allows everyone else to realize just how cruel the world can be in some places.
I once knew a nigga who's real name was William
his primary concern was making a million
being the illest hustla that the world had ever seen
he used to fuck movie stars and sniff coke in his dreams
a corrupted young mind at the age of thirteen,
nigga never had a father and his mom was a fiend
she put the pipe down, but for every year she was sober
her son's heart simultaneously grew colder
he started hanging out selling bags in the projects
checking out young chicks looking for hit and run prospects
he was fascinated by material objects
but he understood money never bought respect
he built a reputation, cuz he could hustle and steal
but got locked once and didn't hesitate to squeal
so criminals he chilled with didn't think he was real.
See, me and nigga's like this have never been equal
I don't project my insecurities in other people
he fiended for props like addicts and needles
so he felt that he needed to prove that he was evil
a feeble minded young man with infinite potential...
it goes on and on, this is just part of the first verse!
Dance With the Devil is a sick ass song

Dance With the Devil by Dope Logix February 20, 2009