no shoes mike

an average guy that happens to be one of those people that smokes, chills at your place without shoes, and loses everything all the time ... we all know the type

"Hey my friend is coming over to get fucked up, drink my beer, and eat my food"
"he sounds like a no shoes mike"

by butthole4777 December 17, 2018

delran soft shoe

When a new addition to an existing work force gets human fecal matter delicately inserted into their gym shoes unbeknownst to the owner.

Karen's been here long enough to finally be initiated into the group with a good ol' Delran soft shoe.

by Rubberbabbybuggybumper March 25, 2016

Goody two shoes

Someone who runs to their mother over shit they started ever since they were a little kid, since people don't change.

The goody two shoes looked like an angel in her mother's eyes only. She had a face only a mother could love (as her own father said of her when she was a young kid, in his words, and I quote).

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

pooty shoe

The act of incerting one's foot into a vagina

That bitch got me fucked up, doing a pooty shoe and all.

by Pootyshoe August 30, 2023

filled my father's shoes

When you use the same sized condoms as your dad and it fits

"Dude I just tried one of my dads condoms, and to my surprise I filled my father's shoes"

by BOBBUTTONS117 March 5, 2016

Shoes

Everybody has their own pair of shoes to walk in, which is why nobody can really walk in another person's shoes.

Knowing what a person is like and knowing a few bits of information about them isnt the same as knowing everything about what it's like to be them or live their life, since it would still be your point of view of what their shoes are like to walk in. Without being somebody else, theres no way to walk in their shoes. The same is true when you ask somebody else to walk in your shoes, theres no way for them to do it without being you. They dont have enough information to encapsulate you and your life any more than you have enough to encapsulate them and their life. Really, being yourself is what you know and understand, but whether you still choose to try and be someone else, or think with their brain instead of your own is up to you.

by Solid Mantis May 21, 2020

the poo on your shoe

Like a turd on your kicks, something that must be scraped off or gotten rid of.

We broke up but we're still going to be friends.

Puh-lease, you're doing half of accounts receivable already, she's just the poo on your shoe.

by Shuaman September 19, 2018