nice one roy

something said to congratulate someone on saying or doing something compleatly stupid and idiotic.

Mam: Come home in half an hour.
Lau: No I want to stay longer.
Mam: Fine come home at 11 then.
Lau: Ok great.
*hang up*
Steph: Lau, its half 10.
Lau: ¬¬
Dave: Nice one Roy!

by fringee December 17, 2008

Nicaraguan Sibling Surprise

Two toddler siblings take a shared bath. While one contentedly entertains himself, the other stands up behind him and urinates on him.

I only turned my back for a second; when I turned around Manual had initiated a Nicaraguan Sibling Surprise on Isabella. She lucky that he only peed on her back.

by Crack Jacky September 2, 2009

nice wife

to express delight in something.

sales person: "if you buy this with that, you get this free!"

customer: "Nice wife!"

by chadisthejacobs February 16, 2010

nice and pleasant

when you need to be "nice and pleasant" to your mom's new boyfriend, it really means that you need to act like a bitch in front of them.

your mom is going out with someone who has a messed-up face that you don't like. be a bitch when your told to be nice and pleasant.

by fasfsrghrherghet July 27, 2010

Nice sac

A compliment reserved for bravery, heroic deeds or amazing feats; usually between males.

That took big balls buddy! Nice sac.

by redhead1 May 28, 2011

Niceberry

Opposite of Funnyberry

Daaaaamn, look at this niceberry over here in the blue. She's got it goin on!

by FunnyBerryFan June 30, 2011

nicesh

Super nice. Or SFS.

That shine is on the floor is nicesh.

by masterglenn October 14, 2011