Pumped into the Donkey 

A sound beating of one football team by another, by four goals to one.

Did you see the game yesterday? England were pure Pumped into the Donkey by Germany!!!

Pumped into the Donkey by Steven_McCrory July 1, 2010

Shag a donkey 

Basically telling someone to fuck off and fuck a donkey.

“Hey mate.” says Jeff

“Yeah what’s up cunt?”
“Shag a donkey bahhhhh, don’t use that language around me you dumb cunt!”

Shag a donkey by anonymous July 1, 2021

Dizzle Donkey 

One who murders midgets or other small people for expressed necrophilic purposes.

Dizzle Donk - verb, alt. noun

Willie Wonka: Charlie, where all my Umpa Loompas at?
Charlie: Me and my crew dizzle donk'd those fools.
Willie Wonka: You a dizzle donkey?
Charlie: Word.

Dizzle Donkey by honeysuckle murder April 21, 2006

Lazy Donkey 

A donkey punch thats suitable for the workplace. One would give it to an unsuspecting hot co-worker. Enough of a graze that excites you, but gentle enough so that she doesnt really know your motives.

"Eric just told me that he got a semi from giving that slammin new receptionist a Lazy Donkey as he walked by her."

Lazy Donkey by Clark W. G March 27, 2008

Sea Donkey 

An extremely unattractive female who is usually found in dim areas and has lots of lumps. Very much resembles a donkey who just crawled out of the sea.

Girls always look better in dim light. You show up at her house the next day to pick her up and next thing you know a dang ol' sea donkey done jumped in yo' car.

Sea Donkey by Thebattles June 16, 2011

peruvian donkey slamming contest 

A sacred contest held at the center of Peruvian villages, where all the villagers compare who's donkey has the largest penis. The villagers in an attempt to appease the Gods then proceed to lubricate the rectum of the village leader's daughter with cocoa butter, at which point the sodomy begins.

Adelmo: When is the next Peruvian donkey slamming contest?
Pablo: I don't know, but next year I hope to have the most powerful donkey in all of Peru.

peruvian donkey slamming contest by Charlie's Chocolate Factory October 25, 2009

Extreme Donkey Punch 

Similar to a regular Donkey Punch, but instead of punching them, you use a tire iron for hitting.

(CAUTION: Could cause people to be seriously injured. This is a hypothetical senerio.)

James just Extreme Donkey Punched Rachael!

Is she okay?

I don't know she hasn't moved in a hour...

Extreme Donkey Punch by Neil Hicks September 22, 2006