cleavage

the line down the center of a man's chest, going down the middle of his pecs

The cleavage line makes a guy's pecs look more muscular.

by K Joyce July 11, 2015

Cleated

When a girl plays like she likes you and gives her your number but when you go for second contact you realize its a fake number and it feels like a 300 lbs football player stepped on your balls

Guy 1: I picked up this chick at the market and got her number but the person on the other end says wrong number.

Guy 2: I think you got cleated mang

by The Real Fogle December 25, 2016

Cleveland Cavaliers

NBA team w/ no championships; were a decent playoff team in the '80s and '90s but suck now; think their all bad cause they got LeBron

LeBron won't save the Cavaliers.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

cleaverfuck

To anally rape someone with a meat-cleaver.

Alternative definition: To cleave your penis into someone's orifice.

Godamn, that cow just got cleaverfucked!

by Rikimaru November 9, 2003

Cleveland steamer

The art of one person excreting onto someones chest and then rocking backward and forth in a rocking horse motion thus smearing faeces all over the target area.

I met her in a bar, we went back to hers, and upon turning the light on i noticed she had plastic sheets, inquisitive at first i carried on. There was some foreplay and then she shat on my chest. She asked me afterwards if i enjoyed the cleveland steamer.

by James 'Cleveland' Purchase March 7, 2007

Plate cleaner

A man who eats pussy GREATLY. The male version of a "soul snatcher"

"Omg girl David is a real plate cleaner"

by Bedroom Monster May 8, 2017

cleaveland stomper

the act of deficating on someone (preferably a hobo) then stomping the shit and running away.

Oh man , Jerry today i gave a hobo the best cleaveland stomper, shit went everywhere.

Hey Tom we should go cleaveland stomping.
Yea thats a good idea.

by THE CLEAVELAND STOMPE December 18, 2009