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cleaverfuck

To anally rape someone with a meat-cleaver.

Alternative definition: To cleave your penis into someone's orifice.
Godamn, that cow just got cleaverfucked!
by Rikimaru November 9, 2003
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sloppy jalopey

A slang word meaning flacid penis. Mostly used on flame sites, I've copywrite it.
Silvia, get off my sloppy jalopey, I gotta go to work.

Don't make me slap you with my sloppy jalopey.
by Rikimaru November 9, 2003
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