jelly beans

beans covered in plastic

i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by funny cube guy March 20, 2024

Coolio beans

Just a simpler way of saying "aight, I agree/disagree shut up now"

A: "I want KFC"
B: "Coolio beans"

by Ducky Perls April 2, 2024

Cool Beans

When a situation is cool or nice, it is 'Cool Beans'

My Grandmom made upma, and it was cool beans.

by sithyithy April 7, 2024

Good beans

A historical term of endearment or good fortune derived from a moment between Lord Uxbridge and Wellington in the battle of Waterloo. Traditionally exclaimed to bolster spirits before uncertain endeavours—like charging into battle or attending a family reunion.

"Good beans, Wellington!"
"If there is anything in this world about which I know positively nothing, it is agriculture."

by jonathane jesus April 18, 2024

Poaching Beans

When a dude wants to relax and he dunks his balls in first into a hot tub before submerging the body.

Yo , I was so stressed out but after poaching beans. I was ready for the night.

by Umy Hany April 18, 2024

porta-beans

A hydraulic Jack (porta-power) in a state of maximum force exertion (full beans). Often directly connected to the act of exceeding the recommended weight capacity “cause a cunt hair more will do her nice.”

That bitch pin is stuck stuck, better grab the porta-beans.

by Chopchoo May 28, 2024

Little Beans

Little Beans are testicles that are extremely small, and or have a bean-like shape. Usually, you will find Little Beans on a extremely obese person, or a person that is a victim of incest.

You see Daryl over there? I bet he has little beans.

by Raksov October 12, 2024