waff

A womans fanny

Ooh - Ive got an itchy waff!

by Tracey August 29, 2003

Waffle House

To get laid. Or to have sexual intercourse with a woman.

I got some Waffle House lastnight.

by Ghetto_Penguin February 1, 2005

Waffle Housing

The secret code word for actively hunting down whores while out with the guys. The term "Waffle Housing" can be used casually around girls without them knowing any better.

Waffle Housing=Whore Hunting.

Matt: Hey Charlie if you want to do some serious Waffle Housing tonight I would suggest hanging out by the late night food stop that is across the street from the Freshman dorms.

Charlie: Yes Sir!

Audrey: What does "Waffle Housing" mean??

Charlie & Matt: Don't worry about it...

by AlbertoMB October 12, 2009

Waffle Debacle

A sexual fetish during which one defacates on his/her partner's chest, then smashes it with a tennis racket. More or less, a decorative Cleveland Steamer.

My girlfriend upped the ante last night, I actually got a Waffle Debacle!

by wook421 April 22, 2011

waffle iron

A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl or guy from behind, while holding their face into a chain-link fence. You hold their face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown their mind.

When they remove their face from the fence, they will be left with waffle marks.

Richard wanted to break my face after he looked in the mirror and saw the Waffle Iron I gave him!

by Honesteven August 6, 2012

Waffle Iron

When smacking someone in the face or other vital body part with an extremely hot fryer basket. There by leaving a waffle iron shaped burn.

" Sally kept messing up orders so bad. I had to waffle iron that bitch."

by Catobugg July 6, 2012

Waffle

'Hey what up fool?' When spoken quickly by a Spanish speaking Mexican individual sounds like they are simply saying 'Hey Waffle'.

'Hey what up fool?' (When spoken quickly, sounds like 'Hey Waffle.')

by jstormer November 4, 2013