Just woke up the butcher.

To be caught off guard.

Ah man you caught me in my tightie whities! You just woke up the butcher.

by Thebutcher June 12, 2019

Shook-Woke

Bakugou’s permanent state; basically permanently shook. And woke. So...shook-woke.

“Did you hear what Bakugou said?” Momo asked wide-eyed.

“No; but I’m guessing it was something offensive because he’s always shook-woke,” Deku responds dejectedly.

by Bakubitch August 23, 2019

Smokey woke

When you SMOKE then you get WOKE

Dang those weeds made me 'Smokey woke'.

by im so smoke wokey November 27, 2019

Christopher Woken

A woke dude going nuts in public. An SJW dude acting crazy. A crazy Darren.

Man! Look at that guy going off on those Trump supporters. He's nuts! It must be Christopher Woken.

by KSparx September 13, 2020

Urban Woketionary

When a website known for explaining the latest in urban lingo is tiggered by Blue Anon

Urban dictionary has gone full urban woketionary

by Realityredux March 7, 2021

half-woke

When you get woke, but decide to go the other way with it and turn to white supremacism for real.

"I thought you said you were woke now. Why aren't you checking your white privilege?"
"No, I'm half-woke. You were right: I always was a white supremacist, I just didn't realize it. And clearly I can't change that. So, heil Hitler, and go love a nigger."

by Etichetta Nera May 27, 2021

Pussy-woke

Pussy-woke
N. To spew profound and enlightening concepts in order to appear woke so that a female will give up her vagina as an offering to the cause.
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Adj. Describing a dude that becomes woke when hot females enter the area

Noun- “He is so good at acting like he is woke and getting all the hot girls to sleep with him He is definitely pussy-woke.”

Adj. He doesn’t give a shit about the cause, but he can sure make all the females climb into his bed with his profound bullshit. He is one pussy-woke dude.

by Yellow card November 8, 2021