Shoreditch twat 

Usually a new media, fashion student, photographer-type person with a privileged digital or old school arts background who lives/works/socialises in London's East End area of Shoreditch. A Shoreditch twat has at some point also worked/lived/socialised in the near-by Brick Lane. A Shoreditch twat is defined by their Hoxton Finn haircut, 80s retro 90s fusion clothes (usually a suit jacket, blue ripped jeans, and white trainers/shoes), an ability to talk about pseudo-intellectual artistic bullshit with no relevance to the real world, completely up their own backsides, and a failure to comprehend that they are the laughing stock of the rest of the normal local (ethnic) population. The Shoreditch Twat has now been immortalised by the fictional Nathan Barley and serialised on TV by Channel 4.

Look at that Shoreditch twat across the road.

Shoreditch twat by Twiki-wiki-piki March 15, 2005

Pumpkin Headed Twat 

A Singapore expat with a weather balloon for a head. Normally associated with driving hairdresser's cars & applying lip gloss like a nonce at every conceivable moment. Described by Austrlian women in nightclubs as a 'fake queen'. Fully expected to mince at the drop of a hat.

Look at that pumpkin headed twat. His head's so big he's forced to drive a convertible.

Pumpkin Headed Twat by Jeremy Searle September 28, 2004

brat twat 

a girl who sticks hot dogs up her cooter. even known to cheat on her boyfriends, usually called 'mallory henderson'

yeah, that's mallory henderson...just call her brat twat

brat twat by Pekin High July 7, 2011

ZZ twat 

When a woman's pubic hair is very long and unkempt, reminiscent of a ZZ Top style beard.

"Holy Shit! Check out the jungle on that girl." "Yeah, she's really rockin' the ZZ twat.

ZZ twat by T Spoon October 22, 2009

micro twat 

a pussy so tight you come after two pumps.

I came in two seconds after I put my my meat wand in the micro twat of that hot ass asian bitch.

micro twat by bendussy January 26, 2007

Flatman [twat] 

A being (male) of limited intelligence and ability, in any given field.

Captain Of the Titanice, he's a bit of a Flatman twat

Gordon Brown, he's a bit of a Flatman twat

Flatman [twat] by Mr Shaw February 23, 2009

Flamming Twat Waffle 

Another definition for a ginger/red head/pyro pube/fire crotch. Usually reserved for the most annoying creepy ugly gingers.

Porter your such a flamming twat waffle!

Flamming Twat Waffle by Mr EmoGingerCurbSquirrel hater February 25, 2010