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Stay Classy Carlsbad

A small business, mainly sole-proprietorship "movement" that in protest and by parody operates using the same immoral, unproductive and underhanded techniques as the notoriously evil big business failures of the past (or even present, sadly). Especially those business practices leading to the economic collapse of 2008.

Furthermore it is a business that doesn't care whether or not it succeeds and in fact is trying to fail in order to become a tax shelter. It is characterized by its indifference or even antipathy toward success.
Owner of business: I am bummed

Friend: why is that?
Owner of business: well the business I set up as a tax shelter turned a profit because my employee died and the "dead peasant insurance" paid out huge, so now I have to actually pay taxes.

Friend: Stay Classy Carlsbad
by Ben the life critic March 26, 2010
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here we have the sweetest 17 year old boy you'll ever see- Dylan Sprayberry. super awesome, rad, caring, and dedicated to what he does. you'd be seriously lucky to meet such a great guy like him.
girl: "that guy is such a Dylan Sprayberry!"
girl #2: "i know! so amazing."
by daddydvnbar September 19, 2016
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Stay Frosty

Something only a tool, wanna be rapper, or some who's trying to be cool uses. Serves no purpose and only the above uses it.
by Topaz Melody October 8, 2011
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Crop spraying

"...don't come in me..you can do somecrop sprayingif you want."
by starnoj October 15, 2009
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spray and suck

where one sexual partner urinates into some ones anus and then sucks it out with a straw or other object
last night me and my girlfriend tried to spray and suck
by sir desmond dickinson September 24, 2009
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stay blsd

Remain blessed
Stay blsd, be happy and remain at peace.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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Shray

a person or thing that loses or has lost something, especially a game or contest.
synonyms: defeated person, also-ran, runner-up
HAHA A WIN U ARE A SHRAY!!
by DJKFSLC;AWOLFJHSLFJHSLJDFKG March 15, 2017
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