Short strokes

Near completion

"Are you finished jacking off?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."

"How's dinner coming?"
"I'm down to the short strokes."

by Mr Special August 18, 2019

make short eyes

when someone doesn't make good eye contact

He always make short eyes with me, something must be up

by justinjustout February 12, 2020

Few apples short of a fruitcake

Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down

I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.

by hellokoala November 5, 2009

Quiet Kid in the Corner, QKC for short

Someone who sits in the back and talks to no body; usually someone who says he hates human interaction, but is always making a scene.

Kid 1: Man, have who ever heard the quiet kid in the corner, QKC for short, talk?
Kid 2: Dude, he doesn't talk to anybody, he's got some kind of secret language.
QKC: No ablah espanhol senohr, keen ablah espanhol akey?
Kid 1: Wow, i can't understand a word he's saying

by DanMonkfish December 6, 2009

short bus kid

1. A person who acts stupid
2. my friends nick name for me

1. OMG!!! timmy just touched my butt! he is such a short bus kid!
2. none

by Laura January 29, 2004

short timer syndrome

it's a self-concious state that you put yourself in when time is closing in on something special

people have "short timer syndrome" the day before they take a long awaited vacation

by accomplished female December 18, 2011

Shortbus Renegade

a rockband consisting of Nick and Jake

I want to be in the Shortbus Renegade like Jake and Nick

by Nick and Jake August 6, 2008