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Mounting Dew

The mix of lube and fluids that results from wet, sloppy sex.
She got so wet, I'm all sticky from the mounting dew.

Let's go take a shower and clean off some of this mounting dew.
by Miss Spellr August 28, 2011
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speed mountains

The overly large speed bumps. Affects lowered cars by scraping the their whole under carriage out mostly but have been known to catch some un-modded cars.
I cant drive my car into your apartments cause they have speed mountains and Im not trying to scrape my shizzle
by Ya Fahva November 5, 2006
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Whale Mounting

When an extremely obese person is being fucked by a regular sized person.
by Baby Baloooogaa January 31, 2009
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muffin top mountaineer

there is two different kinds of muffin top mountaineers, vanilla and chocolate.

vanilla muffin top mountaineers are white men that cannot find/ or get any skinny or in shape women so they fall to the bottom of the food chain to obese, fat women.

chocolate muffin top mountaineers are men, mostly of african american decent who embark on adventures to find fat white girls to claim and conquer. Occasionally black girls. mostly white girls because thats what the chocolate muffin top mountaineers crave.
Dude check out colin, he's totally hitting on that fat bitch with grease stains on her shirt, what a vanilla muffin top mountaineer.

Yo nigga check out tyron, he's totally slappin his meat on that pasty fat hoe, lookin all like Buddha's sista watta chocolate muffin top mountaineer.
by thefatbitchslayer February 18, 2011
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moutain man beard

A popular style of bush that is worn on chin, could be seen on the face of john ranson during mating season. Although during the winter (hibernating) months, it may have been shed.
Mountain man beards are only cool on John Ranson
by Tizzle Kizzle February 19, 2005
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Mountian Dew

Used to describe the "boob sweat" of a female (or male) with large breasts.
1.Damn Lucy that mountain dew is all up in your shirt.
2.The mountain dew is dripping off that babe.
by Dirty Needles February 3, 2005
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mountaineer

the REAL best football team around, Division II Champs 3 years in a row! GO APPALACHIAN STATE!!
by kayemewe February 28, 2009
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