mathilized 

to be instilled with great knowledge of mathematics in a short period of time, usually before a test

Are you sure you don't want to study more?

No, I'm prepared. I just got mathilized.

mathilized by Brontosaurus15 March 20, 2017

Sparx Maths 

A website that was somehow made by a disgusting sub-human entity. There 10 tasks, which in turn all contain anywhere from 5 to 20 questions EACH. And on top of that, it prompts you with disgusting little "minigames" which are just optional pieces of homework that no one in their right mind would purposely choose to complete.

Sparx Maths: "Solve this quadratic and find the value of X when raised to the power of 62 divided by 3 and then use it to calculate the first 7 terms of this sequence."

Me: *skips the Sparx Maths question because whatthehell*

Teacher:"EWHY DIDNT SYOU ASKDGF OR HELP WFROM A PARENT WIUTH YOUR SPARX MATHS"

Sparx Maths by Sbeb January 12, 2023

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers 

3 different motives of rappers combined into one person.

Eminem: Raps about fictional events that could happen.

Slim Shady: Raps that are fun to listen to and diss pop stars.

Marshal Mathers: Raps about his life as a dad and a husband.

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers:
Eminem Raps:
-Love the Way you lie ft Rihanna
-Space Bound
-Stan ft Dido
-No Love ft lil wayne
-3 a.m.
-Beautiful
-etc
Slim Shady Raps:
-Just Lose It
-We Made You
-Superman
-The Real Slim Shady
Marshal Mathers Raps:
-Mockingbird
-Cleanin' out my closet
-When I'm Gone
-Like Toy Soldiers

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers by Thad Badassle September 8, 2011

Mathieu 

The actual best name in the entire world. It also means gift of God, I think.

Someone: What's your name?
Me: The best one.
Someone: So it's Mathieu?
Me: Yes. Now; you killed my father, prepare to die.

Mathieu by Tuna (TuneyPerson) November 9, 2020

Mathematics 

An addictive subject, where succeeding at solving one of its problems, increases your desire to solve more and more.

But...

It is also a depressant, where failing at solving one of its problems, gets you depressed and lowers your brain activity causing you to feel dumb.

So take care people...

Michael: Hey man, what are you doing?
George: Solving some math problems.
Michael: You need to cut off on mathematics man or we'll have send you to rehabilitation.

Mathematics by TheUchihaHawk March 15, 2015

Marshall Mathers

Eminem's real "personality". The person who created Eminem and Slim Shady.

I'm Marshall Mathers, this rap will not be controversial, but what's the matter. So what it's my fucking style. Said Slim, who married Kim.

Marshall Mathers by ThatCrazyStan February 7, 2014

mathnificent 

Something that is both mathematical and magnificent at the same time.

Megan: Jessie! Look at my new trigonometry shirt!
Jessie: Gosh! You look mathnificent!

Tyler: I got a D- on my Algebra II test, what did you get?
Jessie: WOW! That grade is so NOT mathnificent. I got an A+

mathnificent by poppypoppy October 27, 2010