by Big SHLONG boy September 8, 2021
Get the Cool math gamesmug. Using obviously wrong math to deduce a pre-ordained outcome which makes the reader want to scream like yoko ono
Boyd's calculations of his commute time from Florida to Michigan uses some pretty unrealistic yoko math
by garbagebread June 11, 2024
Get the yoko mathmug. Slut Math
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
A math equation that determines the sluttiness factor of a female
log((age-10)^69)/18
take the age, subtract 10, take it to the 69th power, take the log base ten of that, then divide by 20 to get the acceptable number of sex partners from that age.
take the # of partners of the accused slut, divide by the equation above.
if above 1, then she is a slut
else, she is probably not, but may act like one.
-Dick- Hey I think Brittany's a slut
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
-Brian- Have you done the slut math on her yet?
-Dick- What's the formula?
-Brian- You take her age, subtract 10, take that number to the 69th power, you take the log base ten of that number, then you divide by 18.
-Dick- Ain't nobody got no time for that.
-Brian- But i do got time for taking my log and and 69ing with power(sex joke).
by dapumpkinator December 29, 2015
Get the Slut Mathmug. by Ned_is_ded November 27, 2017
Get the Mathmug. by shaysbay December 28, 2023
Get the Mathmug. "Alright, everybody, get on Delta Math!" exclaimed teacher.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!" said student, calmly.
"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!!" said student, calmly.
by Kaizu4D May 5, 2025
Get the Delta Mathmug. An OVERDESIGNED math learning game with a stupid membership system that costs 90 something dollars and doesn't even make you better at math, just able to access the "Members only" Items.
That greedy cheater, Prodigy math game, has a p2w (or in this case pay to get) system only comparable to the Gold and now DIAMOND pass of Clash (Cash) Royale.
by Mudane potion#069 October 19, 2023
Get the Prodigy Math Gamemug.