King Louie 

Making a girl watch you jerk off.

I King Louied Cheryl.

King Louie by Doctordad36524769420 May 7, 2018

King Kong Complex

The very common natural phenomenon of black men and blonde women being sexually attracted to each other, sometimes more so than women and men from their own races.

(White man telling his friend that he was just dumped by his blonde girlfriend for a black man) “My girlfriend just left me for a fucking black guy”. White guy’s friend - “Damn son, that’s the King Kong Complex in full affect)

King Kong Complex by St pablo October 18, 2018

King Ozzy 

A tall person, who usually has greasy hair, who is a massive bellend. They often have a brace and therefore can also be nick named brace face. These type of people are found in public schools and are often hunted for fun.

Will: Oscar has now become the new King Ozzy!
Oli: Yeh i agree he is a complete bell end.
Will: Its about time i went hunting for one any way.

King Ozzy by Wilga March 23, 2010

king k 

king means a little kid called kristian

king k is the damn best

king k by king king king king king king November 7, 2003

King Pin

A term for a married guy that gets all the women.

King Pin and I went to the bar and he got all the women, damn wedding ring.

King Pin by Big G 31 April 23, 2008

king of derp 

an award given to the person best at derping in every way. derp faces, derp songs, derping pictures, just a plain old derptastic person. similar to homecoming king, king of derp receives a staff with a derp face carved on the end, and a crown that says DERP. the award came about in spring of 2011 and is currently held by a high school sophmore in the Pacific Palisades area of Los Angeles, CA, named Michael. nominees will be picked in january, and voting in the palisades will take place on April 29th, 2012, against any nominees, and michael for re-election.

"Hey have you heard of that michael guy?"
"Oh yeah the current king of derp!"
"yeah thats him"
"what a derptastic person

king of derp by theanswerman147 October 18, 2011

King Charles The III 

someone who sucks your big, fat, ginormous, horizontally challenged, balls

Lucas is a real King Charles The III

King Charles The III by Walter Booty Clapper October 28, 2022