Jestification

To beat someone at chess.

"i just jestificated you!"
"that is some bad-ass jestification right there!"

by shelley69 January 25, 2010

Jesse

He is the best person you will ever meet. If he wanted to, he could have any girl the wanted but the chooses to fall in love instead of date. He is sarcastic and a pain in the ass sometimes but when push comes to shove, he will show you how much you truly cares through his actions. If you meet a Jesse, treat them well because they will be there for you only as long as you don't destroy things ge loves. He is the most loyal person you will ever know.

Did you see Jesse? He's such an awesome guy!!!

by Firabella April 18, 2017

Jestiny

She is attractive to a lot of boys around her . She usually talks a lot and doesn’t cares what anyone thinks of her character . Very smart and intelligent and isn’t afraid of anyone .

Jestiny pulls every female boyfriend . When it’ comes to her school work , she is very hardworking.

by Jaybugg May 29, 2018

Jesser

God tier man. He likes to take big dumps. He has a godlike dog and a long sick call him sally roommate... Kris. He has other roommates but they are broke boys so we don't worry about them. #LongLiveJesser

Blind Dude: Jesser is trash at basketball
Not Blind Dude: Yo.. SUCK IT AND GO TO HELL BLIND BOY NERD!!!

by Cancerous T-Rex February 12, 2019

Jesh

The most terrifying creature to walk this earth. He feels no remorse for his actions and is hated by all. You must try to rid the knowledge of his existence from your mind.

"Is Jesh coming to school today?"
"Dear god I hope not"

by higamanan October 29, 2019

all Jesus

1. All Jesus is a term referring to the positivity of a situation, despite a negative outlook.

Man 1:" Hey, looks like your tires went flat."
Man 2:" It's All Jesus though. Now I have an excuse to miss work."

by JoJaun Hunter June 16, 2006

Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ

1. Possibly the most extreme, blasphomous term to use when one is surprised and/or outraged in the english language.
2. Used as a term to say something random but incomprehensible for a few seconds to the person the term is directed to.

Situation 1:

Somone busts into a room with an AK-47 and shoots the person right next to you.

Your response: Jesus fucking Mary doggystyle Christ!

Situation 2:

Johnny: Sooooo...
Mike: hmm....
Chris: yeah...
Dalton: JESUS FUCKING MARY DOGGYSYLE CHRIST!
Johnny: wtf happened?
Mike: oh my stars
Chris: lollerpops

by MrDinkleberry November 21, 2005