Colesterbate

The act of feverishly hunting for a pillow or piece of furniture to hump/have sex with in order to achieve orgasm

My friend Cole attempted to colesterbate last night but was unsuccessful

by SoggyWaffle804 August 31, 2016

colecovision

the effects on vision after mixing Xanax and huffing computer duster ..

I got high as fuck on Xanax and duster..so bad I got colecovision I couldn't see straight..

by nicekunt December 30, 2016

Coletail

Eating something whole in one bite.

I went Coletail on lola's pussy

by Mike Cutter February 23, 2017

colesonmemes

A simple man who respects women, and is a meme legend!

WOW! I can’t believe colesonmemes is this cool!

by Colesonmemes December 3, 2017

colecius

By far the worst YouTuber on YouTube. He is gay and he makes terrible content. stupid mf retard lmao is a way better channel than colecius

You seen that colecius guy? He's trash

by mmrrkkrraabbss May 10, 2018

Colemcschaeffer

The best person you’ll ever meet. So kind, let’s you abuse him. You’ll never meet anyone like him. He’s the one person who will actually listen you your problems. He’s loyal, sweet, kind and my best friend. I couldn’t ask for anyone better than him. He’s great looking and has an even better personality. Oh and his bother Nathaniel has super fluffy hair. Colemcschaeffer will put you before him self and is too nice to the people who don’t deserve him and take him for granted. He’s my best friend and I love him to death. If you’re reading this, Cole dingus is a burrito. Miss you.

Shoot your shot with Colemcschaeffer! It will definitely be worth it!

by Idonthaveaname:( January 20, 2019

COLEMAN HIGH

A poor school where kids are mistakenly called rich. Mostly white kids but the couple of black kids that went here 10 years ago can surely be seen on our website. We are in Hurley New York. Our dress code is bullshit and sexist to girls. Our teachers are trash except for a select few. Our lunch looks like its from the chum bucket. Kids here normally come as an alternative to juvenile detention. One kid I know is actually psycho but lol its cool. The school is also made up of some Chinese students who smoke cigarettes and drive without their license but LMAO ITS COOL. 95% of the students attending this fine school are extremely poor and their grandparents pay 4 them because they think its the same school it was 50 years ago when they went here. If u have any questions please ask any of the 97 kids that attend our fine establishment of a high school. Also if u want a good time go to the confession booths in the "holy" chapel

girl:*wears off the shoulder top*

no one LITERALLY NO ONE:

Dean: DETENTION

Coleman High: detention center for bad people

by 750730454095 103 June 11, 2019