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Nigga Fuck Your Couch

a pharse used when a person blows you off, does something to piss you off
Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass

Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
by Lil' Schmidty May 18, 2006
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couch monkey

A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.
Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?

Nah, I know that John will be there...

C'mon it won't be that long...

Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
by mhibma May 6, 2006
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Fainting Couch

A one armed coach. The name "fainting couch" originated in the 1920's when women wore their corsets so tight that they would faint due to loss of oxygen to the brain
Loraine, move out of the way. I'm light headed. I need the fainting couch
by skylarskank August 3, 2008
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Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir

French, taken from the pop song. It virtually means "Will you bed with me tonight?" and is a lousy pick-up line at the best of times.
"So, Sweetcakes, voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?"

"Hell no, and stop drooling on my frock"
by JMash March 9, 2004
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couch poacher

the act of sitting with your legs spread and reaching over your groin and flipping your balls repeatedly
Dude! my mom almost caught me couch poaching the shit out of my balls.

bill down the street is such a couch poacher
by wtfmaaaaaaaaaan January 8, 2011
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whore couch

A metaphorical couch in which a female sits on if she acted in a whorish manner the night before or engaged in sexual activity with someone who is not considered a significant other.
"Hey girls, I have a confession...I was on the whore couch last night."
"With who?"
"That guy from Delta Chi, I don't know his name."
by 214 Bailey April 23, 2008
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Oops Ya Caught Me

When caught in an argument where you are completely wrong, this phrase is meant to be the drawing line for ending the debate.

The gayer you say it, the less the other person should keep badgering you that you are wrong.
Guy A: I'm telling you there are five oceans not four.
Guy B: No there isn't! I want the biggest Oops Ya Caught Me if I'm right.
*Google provides the names of all five oceans*
Guy B: Fine... OOPS YA CAUGHT ME!
Guy A: Good. Now lets browse some porn.
by Josh Impact August 21, 2011
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