Zeke: No dude you cant play hoops with us dont even ask ill cap your ass
Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
Chad: Nigga Fuck Your Couch
by Lil' Schmidty May 18, 2006
Get the Nigga Fuck Your Couch mug.A person who camps out on the damn couch all the time complaining about why they can't work because of a disability, fucked up surgery, or whatever. Generally someone you have to put up to get something else.
Hey, I'm cruising by Scotty's for a sack, wanna come?
Nah, I know that John will be there...
C'mon it won't be that long...
Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
Nah, I know that John will be there...
C'mon it won't be that long...
Fuck that couch monkey. C-ya.
by mhibma May 6, 2006
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A one armed coach. The name "fainting couch" originated in the 1920's when women wore their corsets so tight that they would faint due to loss of oxygen to the brain
by skylarskank August 3, 2008
Get the Fainting Couch mug.French, taken from the pop song. It virtually means "Will you bed with me tonight?" and is a lousy pick-up line at the best of times.
by JMash March 9, 2004
Get the Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir mug.the act of sitting with your legs spread and reaching over your groin and flipping your balls repeatedly
Dude! my mom almost caught me couch poaching the shit out of my balls.
bill down the street is such a couch poacher
bill down the street is such a couch poacher
by wtfmaaaaaaaaaan January 8, 2011
Get the couch poacher mug.A metaphorical couch in which a female sits on if she acted in a whorish manner the night before or engaged in sexual activity with someone who is not considered a significant other.
"Hey girls, I have a confession...I was on the whore couch last night."
"With who?"
"That guy from Delta Chi, I don't know his name."
"With who?"
"That guy from Delta Chi, I don't know his name."
by 214 Bailey April 23, 2008
Get the whore couch mug.When caught in an argument where you are completely wrong, this phrase is meant to be the drawing line for ending the debate.
The gayer you say it, the less the other person should keep badgering you that you are wrong.
The gayer you say it, the less the other person should keep badgering you that you are wrong.
Guy A: I'm telling you there are five oceans not four.
Guy B: No there isn't! I want the biggest Oops Ya Caught Me if I'm right.
*Google provides the names of all five oceans*
Guy B: Fine... OOPS YA CAUGHT ME!
Guy A: Good. Now lets browse some porn.
Guy B: No there isn't! I want the biggest Oops Ya Caught Me if I'm right.
*Google provides the names of all five oceans*
Guy B: Fine... OOPS YA CAUGHT ME!
Guy A: Good. Now lets browse some porn.
by Josh Impact August 21, 2011
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