Jewish Christmas

When you have that one Jewish friend and it’s November 1st so you play Christmas music but they don’t celebrate it so on this day it’s ok to play Christmas and Hanukkah music

“ITS THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEARRRR”

(Jewish friend) LETS DECORATE I LOVE CHRISTMAS
It’s Jewish Christmas!

by Snazztabulous Avocado🥑 November 1, 2019

White Christmas

When a guy cums on someone's face on Christmas Eve at 12:59:99

Guy 1: Bro I have a white Christmas yesterday
Guy 2: fukin nice bro how'd she take it?

by I wAnT mEh LeMoNs December 20, 2019

Second Christmas

The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.

"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"

by AnthonyBigShield March 2, 2020

Cambodian Christmas

The act of ejaculating into the palm of one’s own hand and then slapping the top of somebody else’s head.

“Jack gave me a Cambodian Christmas two days ago and I’m still washing jizz out of my hair.”

by hSak August 29, 2020

Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.

Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.

by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020

Jessica Christmas

The words that come out of my mouth when an Predicted extraordinarily amount of fuckory is happening.

I woke up this morning with a low tire and went to drive to the repair shop but the truck wouldn’t star. Jessica Christmas! Can this luck be any worse?

by Starshine Ember September 8, 2020

Italian Christmas

Eating out a girl (while she is eating any fish but salmon) and he eats a tuna sandwich afterwards.

I was eating her out while she was having a full tuna sandwich, as opposed to a Panera "Half-sandwich half soup" and that's what I call an Italian Christmas

by SpaceZambonie November 10, 2020