Booger Attack

It’s when you wake up and you’re coughing and you’re smoking pot and drinking coffee and all of a sudden, a surge of boogers fled your nose and you’re looking for something to blow your nose on your wiping your nose on your hand and all of a sudden you flick a booger on the wall and then you go to move and you see all these spots on your wall next to your bed and you realized that you’ve suffered several booger attacks in the last decade that that’s when your boogers start flooding and run out of your face and you can’t find a Kleenex so you wipe it on your hand and flick it on the wall and then you have a booger attack on your wall that you have to wipe off before you move out

I had a booger attack this morning while I was coughing and smoking weed and drinking coffee

by SomeWomanNamedTeresaInNebraska January 23, 2026

gravel badger

Common ancestor to the 'mud pelican' and the 'swamp donkey'. these will normally be very brave in their natural habitat and can often make the first move. BE AWARE. masked under substantial layers of make up your beer goggles may kick in too soon and deceive you. be sure to get a friends advise before resuming further.

He-man.'dude, this chick wants to pull into me, but im too drunk to tell if she's hot.'

Skeletor. 'dude, you must be pissed, thats the ugliest gravel badger iv ever seen'

by phoenix steel March 10, 2008

[Biloxi booger]

Step 1: Find someone you despise
Step 2: Wait until sed person is thoroughly asleep
Step 3: Find Q-tip
Step 4: Insert Q-tip into your ass hole and precede to poopify
Step 5: Insert Q-tip into aforementioned person's nose
Step 6: Make sure Q-tip is far enough in so that it cannot be simply pulled out
Step 7: Watch and enjoy as "hated one" tries to pick/pull out Q-tip unsuccessfully until its pushed far enough to go into the ones mouth making it so that they have smelled and tasted your shit

"Man Cory was such an ass last night so I gave him a Biloxi booger that he will never forget!"

by Bob Burnquest January 29, 2009

Fooker Booger

Face Booker that gives too many unwarranted commments on your profile...and they won't go away-like a booger that you can't get off your finger!

That Fooker Booger comments on every damn thing I write!

by Princess of Hottingham May 7, 2009

crank booger

The waxy buildup in your nose that you get from snorting some weak ass shit that your "cool" friend got for you. It results from dope being stepped on so many times that it basically becomes a homeopathic remedy rather than a drug.

'Honey, you should blow your nose before we go out. You've got some crank boogers.'

by twilyth June 28, 2009

cry booger

While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.

Greg walks into Jeff's office

Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?

Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.

Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..

by coalnine November 23, 2009

mackerel badger

When you flatulate, say this to let others know you've farted but you don't want to say it outright. Originated from Invercargill we believe, and can also be shortened to 'maccy badge'

*farts* 'mackerel badger!' teacher: what? class: *giggles*

by yeah,nah October 28, 2010