December 7 

National fuck your girlfriend day. No matter the circumstances. Even if she’s on her period or vomiting. Also the 7th day of Destroy dick december

Sam: aye bro it’s december 7
Tim: what?
Sam: national fuck your girlfriend day
Tim: she’s on her period tho
Sam: why have a sword when you don’t get it bloody?

December 7 by Frankie the Frog Destroyer December 5, 2019

Number 7

To Beat off while taking a shit. Number 2 and Number 5 combined.

I was taking a number 7 when my mom walked in.

Number 7 by Eric December 4, 2003

secret 7 

A bunch of rich snobby people who do nothing but pretend to conspire. 7 new members a year, 7 new alumni a year. candidqates are identified through silver rings and/or tats. Members are indentified through some unknown marking.

i was invited to join the secret 7 but i told them to get lost!

secret 7 by r-o-b August 17, 2006

6'7" 

Lil wayne's first single after went out prison

( Six foot Seven foot )

- hey did u listen to Weezy's new song 6'7"

?
- wth is that ?
- its called six foot seven foot

- ahaa it seems CooL ;)

6'7" by hakoona matata January 22, 2011

Rule 7 

The cake is a lie

Ed: Yo, Dave, manager says we will probably get a promotion if we meet the sales expectations for this quarter.

Dave: Yeah, don’t get your hopes up on that one, Ed. Rule 7 The cake is a lie.

Ed: Really, aw crap.

Rule 7 by TerrorKingMugen November 30, 2010

The 7 Deadly Sins

What I do every day

The 7 Deadly Sins by shitfuck April 29, 2003

2 7 split 

A 2-7 split is a hand you can be delt in Texas Hold em. It is composed of a 2 and a 7 of different suits, and is one you should quickly fold on because if you actually take the time to count, you'd realise that you have a very low chance a straight or a flush. Even if you manage a pair, 2s and 7s are considered low pairs and can be beaten easily.

"You bet 5 white chips with a 2 7 split? Loser!"

2 7 split by ramdonperson May 12, 2006